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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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