- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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