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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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