Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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How come grilled cheese?

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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