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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What's worse than this That :(

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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