- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What has two legs? Half a cat

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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