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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Knock Knock Come in

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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