Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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hashtags suck balls

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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