man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops