Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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