- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

feminists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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