- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Ron Paul for President!

I hate long jokes -_-

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Indians

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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