- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

i have a christmas tree.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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