Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

roses are red violets should be purple

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

You're tall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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