so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Okay.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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