How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

why was the man sad? his wife died

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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