- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

roses are red violets should be purple

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

You're tall.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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