Chick Norris... Enough said

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

The Joke Below

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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