- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

field day?

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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