How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

hola said the chinese man

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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