Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Canadians

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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