- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Anyone can post anything.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Your're racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Women's rights

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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