Justin Bieber.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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