Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Invisible Children Foundation.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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