- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What does two plus two equal? 4

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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