What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Your sex life.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What? Huh?

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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