- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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