- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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