- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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