How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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snooki

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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your life

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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woman's rights

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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