- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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