- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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