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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How High is a Chinese man

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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