A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Im gay What about you

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

non poop

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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