Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Guess what? Bananas

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Caolan and Eamon

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A French man gets into a fight

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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