- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Boxing on Boxing Day

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Nickleback.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

j.p. is dumb

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Major League Soccer

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??