- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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