- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

im not food

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

A train poops its pants.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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