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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Where are you going Your house

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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