- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Ms Leong Sux

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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