a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

jibby jobby

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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