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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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