A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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