How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

A blind man watches TV

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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