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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Justin Bieber

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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