- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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