- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Win industrial estate, Newry

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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