chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Anti Joke

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