Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

The child was fired from his job.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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