- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock knock.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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