Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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