- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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