- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

i have two hands.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

belly button

Y u do dis?

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Im gay What about you

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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