- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Im gay What about you

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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