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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Dumbledore dies.

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

The lion swallowed his pride.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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