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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

George W. Bush

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

THe Election

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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