Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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