Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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read me write me

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Anti Joke

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