Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Sarah Palin.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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