- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

womens rights.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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