- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Neither have I

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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