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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

so how about that irline food

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

- Helen Keller

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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