how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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