why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

3021 North Broadway Avenue

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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