- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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