- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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