- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

where do some birds live in? Earth

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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