a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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