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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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