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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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