- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

why was the man sad? his wife died

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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