A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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