- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

knock knock There's no door

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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