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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Your mam is so fat.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

He--Hey guys

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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