How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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