A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Turkeys are obese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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