what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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