a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Irish sobriety

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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