- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Well this is pointless.....

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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