What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Life

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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