- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Women's rights.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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