What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

European on my shoes, buddy.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

An epileptic man attends a rave.

I'm gay.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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