A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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your mom.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Ehh

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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