- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

The truth is he loves her!!

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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