- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

so the weather's nice...

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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