- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

brock has small hands for a small job

What did the teacher do? He taught.

a chinese man pays the full price

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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