- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A seal walks into a club.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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