- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

I am dyslexic

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Bark I'm a tree

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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