- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's big and purple? Barney

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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