What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Blake wilkeys hair style

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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