- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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