- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

your mum

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

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