- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

CFL

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Colin is gay but toasters are not

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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