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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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