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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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