What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

what do you call a black guy african american

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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the WNBA

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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