A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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